Tuesday 13 September 2011

Time Travel Engine Build & Installation

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Build Your Own Time Machine

Simply follow these instructions:
1} Select a comfortable vehicle - ie a moderate sized garage or shed. (it is not mandatory
 that you utilise a police phone box or an aluminium motor car)

2} Select a hardwearing, sturdy seat (an armchair or similar)

3} Put the seat inside your chosen vehicle.

4} In a prominent position (close to the seat) place a list of all the timezones you wish to
 visit.

5} Select a small table. Place it next to the seat in your chosen vehicle.

6} Place a pen & paper on the table (for jotting down things like Lottery numbers or
 winners of horse races)

7} Install Time Travel apparatus (see Time Travel Engine Build & Installation post)

Dinosaurs - Like You've Never Seen Them Before!

Getting fed up with the present?
Wish you could go back and relive some of those more exciting moments?
Curious to see what the Lottery numbers will be this coming weekend?

Well, now's your chance!

For an absolutely free trial offer go to the BUILD YOUR OWN TIME MACHINE post
and if you're not COMPLETELY SATISFIED you're guaranteed a FULL REFUND!